biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
“ caucasianscriptures:
“Suck it up and be tough.
”
this post clapped my cheeks, kissed my forehead & told me to demand better (then disappeared in a huff of sugary smoke that set off all 2.5 of my fire alarms)
”

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

caucasianscriptures:

Suck it up and be tough.

this post clapped my cheeks, kissed my forehead & told me to demand better (then disappeared in a huff of sugary smoke that set off all 2.5 of my fire alarms)

birchbloom:

❤️🌿🍎🍏🏥🍏🍎🌿❤️

“good health will come to me and those i care about”

like = charge

reblog = cast

*DISCLAIMER: This is a spell meant for peace of mind and to boost the chances of good health, you need medicine and not magick to cure an illness, but magick can help out.*

punk-as-puck:

butch-babe:

i love being gay but i wish i could stop buying jackets

I realized recently I’d rather wear a short sleeve with a jacket rather than a long sleeve shirt.

jarvis-ismy-copilot:

squided:

yallbetternotdeletemyshit:

killapunk:

kitkatpurrpurr:

dreamboatshield:

romakoto:

tifamex:

romakoto:

(plays the guitar)

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad

(aggressively headbangs)

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART

a flourishing anus and happiness for you too

OH.

Why Accent Marks Are Important In Spanish
Lesson 1

@killapunk

Reblog for a prosperous anus this 2017

2018

here’s for 2019 anal flourishing

@captainsoftie

beyondxrepair:

beachdeath:

thenonbinaryspacegem:

insurrectionarycompassion:

internet-recluse:

meatthawsmoth:

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She’s doing a great job

I mean getting the government running is a priority RN. I’m sure Dems will get to it in time

Like they got around to closing Gitmo right?

the bill wasnt to fund ICE by itself the bill was to FUND THE GOVERNMENT PERIOD. Like seriously voting no to stop funding the government specifically to stop ICE from being funded is 1. not actually going to deal with the problem of abolishing ICE and 2. Only will continue to harm those who are affected by the shutdown. Like those whos families need the welfare programs that the bill voted to fund??

 If we want to abolish ICE you dont do that by just saying ‘hi i vote to stop funding it’ once?? it takes LEGISLATION and WORK. Not just voting on one bill that isnt even focused on the issue at hand. 

this is such a bullshit outrage piece and yall keep falling for it. incredible. 

in 2019 we ARE reading articles and making sure we comprehend their contents and we are NOT posting headlines and reacting in outrage without even attempting to accrue further information

^^^^^^^^^^

organized-studies:
“ kindnessandgoodvibrations:
“ kindnessandgoodvibrations:
“ ghostoftwentysomethingspresent:
“ madsciences:
“ awfullydull:
“ markrial:
“ tramampoline:
“ slow-riot:
“Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the...

organized-studies:

kindnessandgoodvibrations:

kindnessandgoodvibrations:

ghostoftwentysomethingspresent:

madsciences:

awfullydull:

markrial:

tramampoline:

slow-riot:

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY

*Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.)

After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

WHAT
Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

turnipfritters:
“kscotter:
“ turnipfritters:
“someone hit him with a bus
”
he needs to be knocked the fuck out
”
that’s where the bus comes in
”

turnipfritters:

kscotter:

turnipfritters:

someone hit him with a bus 

he needs to be knocked the fuck out

that’s where the bus comes in

wilwheaton:
“Fuck Trump.
”

wilwheaton:

Fuck Trump.

meanplastic:

When the straight boys at school are mouthing something to you from across the class and you realise they’re just calling you faggot (x)

werewolfblake:

lev-myshkln:

IM GONNA HAVE A FYUCKING ANEURYSM I DONT KNOW IF THIS APP IS A BLESSING OR A CURSE

I am gonna SHIT

pure-leafs:

theshitneyspears:

2019 isnt going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

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